Chapter 137
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"It's official the world hates me!" I walk into my friend Shia's place pissed as hell "What's wrong?" She calls out from her bathroom in her bedroom as I drop on her bed
"I got a stupid C on my psych term paper, my dumb partner Jen didn't show up for presentation
today, and I got a fucking ticket because I was two fucking minutes late to refill the fucking meter!"
My life actually sucks "That sucks man!" "No DUH!" I quit.
Walking out of her bathroom "I proof read your paper it was good"
"Not good enough for Mrs. Bagofdicks!" I sit up "and this is suppose to get me out of parking tickets right?" I point to my face "am I ugly?"
Shia laughs at my pain "you're ridiculous"
"I need a drink" I sigh laying back on my back "No you know what you need?"
"Two drinks?"
"Sex! Like really good sex to take your anger out on"
I quickly sit up "I like the way you think!" Taking my phone out of my pocket I start to scroll through my contacts "ok who can I text...
underwear model Dean?" "He's a crier remember"
"Oh yeah... ummm... Josh from our spin class?" "He has kids"
"Kids are the worst!" I continue to scroll. "Nothing! I have no one!" I get to Z "Wait yeah you do, what about Jesse?"
"The artist from 2 weeks ago?"
"Yeah! That guy was fucking hot! You should text him" "No! It's too soon"
"You guys got drinks 2 weeks ago! And you haven't answered any of his texts since, I wouldn't ignore a guy that hot"
"But the date was so awkward, I talked about my cat the whole time and he left like 30 minutes early"
"Yeah because you talked about your cat the whole time!" I love that cat "and you only do that when you're nervous, he was making you nervous"
"Of course he was! Have you seen how good looking he is" "Then text him fool"
Reluctantly "what if he doesn't reply? Or he says no"
Taking the phone from my hand she texts him and hands it back to me "there"
"Oh my god what'd you say?!" I quickly read the text hey "subtle." Placing my phone down I stand up from the bed "what do we do now?"
"We wait."
I met Jesse a month ago at his art exhibit a mutual friend invited Shia and I to. We got to talking and it's no secret how good he looks, and he was really nice after the exhibit he asked me out for drinks. Of course I said yes, but we went out and I completely blew it and since then I've been avoiding him.
My phone vibrates and I quickly pick it up "is that him? What'd he reply?" "Hey stranger" I read the text "what should I say back?"
"Ask what he's up to?" I text him back what are you up to?
I want to have such hot sex with that boy tonight.
He replies just working on an art piece I have to finish up by tonight. You? Fancy... I'm not doing anything just been having a shitty day
He replies almost instantly :( I'm sorry, wanna come down to my studio and help me finish my piece? Might make you feel better.
"Oh my god he asked me out!" I read his text
"What? Already?!" She comes closer to me reading the screen as I hold the phone "shit he wants that ass" she says as I reply are you sure
about that? I'm the least artistic person I know
"Would it be bad to have sex with him?" I turn to Shia to validate the dirty thoughts running through my head
"No! It would be bad not to"
My phone vibrates in my hand and I look down I'll take my chances with a winking emoji "a wink emoji!" I show Shia "that's my cue right?"
"Yes!"
Ok but remember you asked for it. What's the address? And- "it's late I should bring dinner right?" "If you get dinner and a bottle of wine then it's a fucking date"
"But I hate wine" I frown "it makes me feel weird"
"It's called being drunk Leo. Get beer then"
"Ok fine" - it's pretty late mind if I grab us some dinner and beer? I finish the text and send it.
Not at all I'm starving followed by a text of the address. "I'm gonna run home and freshen up then go meet him"
"Good luck, have lots of sex"
"Thanks and I will." I walk out of her room.
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Grabbing the pizza and the six pack of beer after I park my car I wait for him to come down. I hope I look good, I washed today's disgusting cent out of my life, I just want to have a good time with Jesse tonight.
"Hey" he opens the door
"Hi" I smile "sorry I'm a little late, pizza took forever"
"No it's ok, come in" I walk in "we're gonna take the elevator to the sixth floor" "How's the piece?" I ask as we wait for the elevator
"Good just have to add some finishing touches"
"Good." Finally getting to his studio I find the nearest table and put the food down
"I'll go find us some plates" he walks away and I take out my phone texting Shia so far so awkward What's happening?
Nothing I just got here, he went to get plates Don't worry just have fun
